Presidential Executive Order BB46-SB55

On January 31, 2021, one week prior to the upcoming Super Bowl, two elderly friends got together to play cards. One of them had heard some unbelievable news and as they played, he shared the news with his friend. The following story ensued…

Did you hear? You’re not going to believe this. Hang onto your walker.

We missed the Super Bowl. Can you believe it?

It turns out, Biden issued an executive order on January 15th. The gall of this guy. He issued this order on the same day the first Super Bowl was played, back in 1967.

It was Executive Order BB46-SB55. People in the know are saying BB46 is probably cryptic for Beijing Biden, the 46th president, and that SB55 obviously indicates Super Bowl 55.

His order, clandestinely issued, mandated the Super Bowl be rescheduled to be played one week early with an email going out to all 65 million Democrats and Independents who voted for him in the 2020 election to notify them of the change so they could be sure to tune in to watch it. He specified that no emails be sent out to the 81 million Republicans and Independents who voted for Trump.

So, we missed it! I can’t believe it!

How did he keep this quiet for 16 days? The answer to that implicates Dr. Jill. Now we know! From this we now know Jill’s doctorate in education is in the instruction of the ancient Chinese language of Sinitic. Joe had Jill write his executive order in Sinitic. No one in the White House, the Senate or the House of Representatives was able to read it and had no idea about whom to turn to for a translation.

We missed the Super Bowl.

However, there is something positive amid the fallout of this.

It backfired on Biden.

70% of Democrats and Independents who voted for Biden in the presidential election said, in a post Super Bowl poll, that they won’t vote Democrat ever again. When asked a follow up question as to why that is, they claimed they all lost their bets on the Super Bowl because they all bet on the Philadelphia Eagles. How is that, you say? Well, it turns out, Joe’s email to the 65 million who voted for him in 2020 told them to bet, specifically, on Philadelphia because the city was sure to usher in the win for them. He guaranteed that city would give them the win.

Obviously, dementia had set in when he wrote that part of the email. He meant to tell them to bet on Brady, but his mind must have drifted from the Buccaneers back to the Patriots and the best his mind could come up with was patriots… patriots, oh yeah, Philadelphia, the city of the signing of the constitution which he is working so valiantly to overturn. Not sure how his mind got Philadelphia out of that, but I digress.

Unfortunately, for Biden, this doesn’t stop there.

An evening news report is declaring the White House is in shambles. A mob of an estimated 45,000 Democrats, who lost their money on the Super Bowl, breached the razor rimmed fencing surrounding the White House and stormed the West Wing. They were holding up cardboard signs with the letters, BSM spray painted across them. Their leaders with the bullhorns were blasting the message, “We were blindsided by Biden” as the mob resounded, chanting, “Blind sides matter.” “BSM.” “Blind sides matter.” “BSM.”

Fortunately, for Republicans, there is a positive spin within this unbelievable span of events.

Trump was way ahead of Biden. Back on January 19th, on the eve of the inauguration, Trump issued an executive order of his own.

It was the Executive Order titled, TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K. Those close to Trump claim the title is cryptic for the contents of the order. He knew Biden would have China release a new coronavirus in 2021, so he directed in the order the declaration of a stimulus package stipulating that $20,000 be sent to each Democrat who will lose money on Super Bowl 55. For him to somehow anticipate all Dems would lose their Super Bowl bets tells you this guy, fortuitously, thinks ten steps ahead. His TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K Executive Order, obviously, refers to a Covid-21 stimulus package of $20K, the guts and substance of the order.

One more interesting detail Trump preplanned in this executive order was the method he specified by which bet losers would have to claim their stimulus. To claim it, they would have to tweet #TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K to @realDonaldsavestheDems.

Biden stumbled across Trumps Executive Order during the Halftime Show. When Biden saw the Burger King ad with its jingle, “Have it your way, at Burger King”, the thought must have crossed his mind to place an order for a Whopper at the D.C. Burger King; but then his mind evidently, mysteriously drifted from “placing an order” to “executive order”. Finding the Halftime Show uninteresting, he began to browse through the Executive Order archives for something of more interest. It is there where he found the TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K Executive Order.

Upon reading it, he thought, “Trump, come on man, what were you thinking? Why write such an order?”

After the Super Bowl was over and Biden heard the Democrat backlash against him for their having lost their Super Bowl bets (betting on the Eagles), his mind immediately flashed back to Trump’s executive order and thought, “Yes, thank you Donald! Your slight of hand gave me the trump card I need to get out of this pickle.”

Biden immediately mandated that CBS insert into their Super Bowl trophy ceremony a special White House message announcing, “All Democrats and Independents who lost money on the Super Bowl are eligible for a $20,000 stimulus. To claim your stimulus, go to Twitter and tweet #TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K to @realDonaldsavestheDems.”

While CBS was broadcasting his White House announcement, Biden immediately broadcasted a special, presidential message from the Oval Office declaring a new coronavirus had been detected, in of all places, Philadelphia.

Following the Super Bowl trophy ceremony, Twitter’s servers crashed as 65 million voters gleefully tried to tweet the hashtag for the stimulus that they clearly could see Trump had prearranged for them. With the Twitter crash, they began turning to YouTube video posts to get the word out that they will vote for Trump in 2024; all 65 million of them. 65 million vow to vote for Trump even if he is not on the ballot… if necessary, they’ll vote for him as a write-in.

So, how did Biden issue an Executive Order on January 15th, five days before the inauguration, before he was even in the Oval Office? Simple. He had the Georgia State Governor issue an order that changed, for U.S. President-elects, the timing of when U.S. Presidential executive orders could be written, authorized and counted as having standing. Every executive order must be counted as standing and executable if written and signed by the President-elect in a period of no more than up to five days prior to inauguration. No one quite understands how a state governor has the authority to issue an order that changes policy affecting the federal executive powers, but it was accepted and so it stands.

Standing… hmmm!

We know the U.S. Supreme Court won’t have the stomach to touch that one.

Ahhh. Everything is aright, once again.

February 1, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart