Shell Gasoline Enters The Free Wind Energy Market

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Yes, it is true, Shell Gasoline has entered the free wind energy market.
Free of charge, all Shell gasoline stations across the U.S. will wind up your wind-up car if you have opted to get behind the wheel in the latest in green energy’s wind energy commuting option.
This comes as great news to the elderly who, in particular, have found that the wind in wind-up energy is a lot of huffing and puffing as these pesky wind-up vehicles prove to require extensive energy and endurance to get them wound up to a full tank. Forget the notion of entertaining the thought of topping them off. That would be the death knell for many a senior citizen.
An added bonus for those taking Shell Gasoline up on this offer? Shell is offering free Zero candy bars to all who walk into Shell’s convenience stores while presenting their wind-up fuel receipt. Shell is proof there are still businesses out there who see service as more than a zero sum game; and they’re proving it one crank at a time.
February 27, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart