More Fallout From Rockin’ Robin Super Bowl 55
Twitter’s Jack Dorsey has change of heart on Trump Twitter ban; says a little birdie told him so... (If you have not read Presidential Executive Order BB46-SB55, posted below on February 1, 2021, you’ll want to read it before reading the Jack Dorsey story.)
Jack Dorsey, co-founder and CEO of Twitter, has reversed course on the platform’s recent banning of President Donald Trump’s @realDonaldTrump Twitter account. They banned the President’s account on January 8, 2021 citing two of Trump’s tweets, tweets which were in support of the 75 million who voted for him. Twitter determined the tweets crossed their policy line on violence as Twitter chose to interpret the tweets as supportive of violence following the January 6th Antifa tour of the Capitol building. Twitter wrote, “We have determined that these Tweets are in violation of the Glorification of Violence Policy and the user @realDonaldTrump should be immediately permanently suspended from the service.”
That was Twitter’s stance then, but what a difference Trump’s Art of War strategy has made, wisely executing Executive Order TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K on the eve of Joe Biden’s inauguration, gifting $1.3 Trillion to 65 million Democrat voters who Trump “somehow” knew would lose their bets on Super Bowl 55 due to an unfortunate mental snafu on the part of Biden’s Executive Order BB46-SB55 offering Super Bowl betting advice to his constituents.
Super Bowl 55, which from this point forward will undoubtedly be referred to as the Rockin’ Robin Super Bowl, paid huge dividends to Democrat voters; however, the money isn’t what changed Dorsey’s mind. What did change his mind was a little birdie on Jack’s shoulder whispering in his ear the countless tweets of 65 million crazed Democrats who were tweeting out, en masse, about a new Rockin’ Robin.
65 million Democrat voters hijacked Michael Jackson’s version of Rockin’ Robin after they were whipped into a frenzy by Trump whose generous executive order gift to them aimed them like a loaded cannon at Twitter; creating and lighting a “powder keg” under the slighted Dems who are going berserk in a mindless barrage of tweets at Twitter’s CEO.
They demanded Dorsey reinstate Rockin’ Robin’s account. Rockin’ Robin is the new nickname (no more Orange Man Bad) Democrat voters/Super Bowl bet losers have given to their new bird of choice, whom they now say rules the roost (more on that below). To tweet their entire message, in whole, requires that each of them send four tweets. 65 million of them tweeting to Jack Dorsey has, once again, knocked the little blue bird out of the tree; Twitter’s servers are repeatedly crashing as they cannot handle the rush of tweets.
Following is the content of their tweets.
Jack we’ve got a tweet just for you
We demand you reinstate Trump’s tweets anew
If you fail to we’ll learn a new vocab
And take our tweets and go gab, gab, gab
Rockin’ robin, rock rock
Rockin’ robin
Blow rockin’ robin
‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight
Trump rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ and singing his song
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet
Rockin’ robin, rock rock
Rockin’ robin
Blow rockin’ robin
‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight
Every little swallow, every chickadee
Every little bird in the tall oak tree
The wise old owl, the big black crow
Flappin’ their wings singing go bird go
Rockin’ robin, rock rock
Rockin’ robin
Blow rockin’ robin
‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight
Pretty little raven at the bird-band stand
Taught Trump how to do the bop and it was grand
They started going steady and bless my soul
He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
You know who they’re saying the buzzard and the oriole are, right? Yeah, I think you guessed it. B & O.
I told you I’d give you more on the Democrats’ new bird of choice who they now say rules the roost. Here it is.
Science Daily reveals scientists learned in a 2013 study, led by McMaster University’s Cody Dey and Jim Quinn, that the manner in which a New Zealand bird conspicuously displays its status on the top of its head can provide valuable insight into the social conventions of all creatures, including humans.
Amazing! I can’t make this stuff up. Here’s what they’ve found.
Their research (which appears in the prestigious biology journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.) shows that the size of the bird’s “badge”, a fleshy red wedge extending from the beak and over the forehead, is an accurate indicator of the bird’s status – and that it apparently grows and shrinks in keeping with the bird’s standing in its social group. The research noted that humans don’t have red badges on their heads, but things like bicep size are known to be a signal of dominance.
This scientific research explains everything we all knew about Trump, but couldn’t quite put our finger on. Now we understand Donald’s hair. I’m just saying, if you line Biden and Trump up, side by side; who would you say has the larger wedge of hair extending from their forehead?
Take a look below.
From the looks of it, the size of Trump’s “badge” and it’s conspicuous display are accurate indicators of his standing in his social group; and as the scientists say, it provides valuable insight into the social conventions of all creatures, including humans. This bird rules the roost and Jack, you’ve been “note-ified”… tweet, tweet, tweet!
Rock on, Robin.
February 3, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart