Every Nation On The Dole Should Have A Voice
Overheard at a round table discussion involving several top U.S. political influencers...
H. Kissunger – “Annually, the U.S. treasury doles out upwards of $50 billion.”
G. Sauros – “That is true, but still, the main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States. This is a harsh — indeed, for me, painful — thing to say, but unfortunately I am convinced it is true. World order aside, think of it, the life of the banana picker in South Africa is heavily affected by the aid D.C. sends.”
M. Blumeberg – “An obstacle it might be, but America is the greatest country on earth and when people vote with their feet, they come here; so if that banana picker is unable to come here you’d think he’d have a high interest in who is president in the U.S.”
H. Kissunger – “Certainly, he would, as would most, in all corners of the world.”
B. Obauma – “Make no mistake, if that banana picker cares for the health of his kids, he will… let me be clear, he will have tremendous interest in what our government is doing to win the future for South Africa.”
B. Gaits – “I’m a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they’re interested in. If our government has the appropriate election polling tools, we can accurately learn what that banana picker wants from us. While business is a money game with few rules and a lot of risk, if our government does its business right, the risk is well worth it if in the end we know what he wants. Therefore, software is key, because software innovation, like almost every other kind of innovation, requires the ability to collaborate and share ideas with other people to get their feedback and understand their needs. If we can collaborate with the banana picker, we can create the software that will ensure we know what he wants from us. That would allow us to put forward presidential candidates who are tuned in to the picker’s needs, half way around the globe.”
M. Gaits – “That is a powerful point. Determining what he wants opens to us a window into the power of stories. They open our hearts to a new place, which opens our minds, which often leads to action.”
W. Buffit – “I agree and it really boils down to loss, gain and worth. If a window opens up to us the world of his story and we innovate software that categorizes the stories of what he and 7 billion other world citizens want from the U.S., any loss we acquire is well worth their gain.”
G.W. Boosh – “Well, given we don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans, I agree with your point… and so if it boils down to loss, gain and worth, it’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it. And speaking of stories, one of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. And, as you know, while there are a fair share of people who misunderestimated me, I’ve always said, use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our own purposes nor to make a great show in the world, nor a name. There is but one just use of power and it is to serve people. And, so, pictures are fantastic.”
J. Bydun – “The fact is, pictures are great. Folks, here’s the deal, stories are great, literally, that’s not hyperbole. What’s the, what’s the, you know the deal, budgadawets are great, especially when we take a loss and they gain. That makes it worth it. I’m serious. Not a joke. Listen man, we just gotta follow the science. Fauci tells us the science will get us there. So if we can get that banana picker to spit in a petri dish, the science will tell us his story. He’s a down-on-his-luck harvester with no way of harvesting ballots; so we gotta be sure his voice is represented in presidential elections. So I am on board with the software innovation. That is a fantastic picture. I mean, the picture fits the man. You know what I mean! If we get him to spit, we’ve got his DNA. His DNA tells us all we need to know. It’s science, man! You know the deal.”
H. Kissunger – “I think you’re trying to say that if we can alter our U.S. presidential elections to include the voice of all the world citizens who are living off of U.S. aid, from here on out we’ll have the vote of all who are on the dole.”
J. Bydun – “Listen, the people know what I said and they know it’s not Dole. It’s Chiquita! C’mon man.”
H. Kissunger – “I didn’t intend to confuse you, but Chiquita has nothing to do with those on the dole.”
J. Bydun – “Listen, here’s the deal, I know my banana pickers and Dole and Chiquita both come from Honduras and Fauci says to follow the science, so as long as we’re following the science and using innovative software to count every South African banana picker, every vote will count; even those on the Dole. It’s a fantastic picture where the U.S. is no longer an obstacle to a stable and just world order. Every nation on the Dole has a voice. You know the deal!”
B. Obauma – “Make no mistake, the man knows… uuhhh, hee… he knows his bananas. And, uh, as, uh, and as you can tell, I, I taught him well.”
February 6, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart