Nerdville, The Vaccinatopian Zeppelin

Bill Gates is known for his utopian ideas such as vaccinating everyone under the sun for every virus, sniffle and sneeze in the breeze as well as his hairbrained thoughts on how to solve the once alleged global warming dilemma, now referred to as climate change. If you talk to average, normal, everyday people, who know about his ideas they will tell you he is off his rocker.

If you see the great Windows washer in that vein, you may agree with a proposal that has been generating a great deal of momentum on how to appease this hungrier-than-thou-for-world-solutions mad man.

Regarding climate change, Bill once said, “We need to accomplish something gigantic we have never done before, much faster than we have ever done anything similar.”

Regarding the human abilities to develop things, Bill has said, “If you give people tools, and they use their natural abilities and their curiosity, they will develop things in ways that will surprise you very much beyond what you might have expected.”

Bill, we couldn’t agree with you more, so we are creating a GoFundMe crowdfund, “Open The Gates To Vaccinatopia”, to push the proposal that has been generating so much buzz. We recall you having said that some people may call you a nerd, but you claim the label with pride. If nerdom is your badge of pride we propose to put our collective minds together in backing a plan to give you a one-way ticket on a hot air balloon to a special place you can call home.

Bill, with your simple donation of $13 Billion to the “Open The Gates To Vaccinatopia” crowdfund, we will accomplish something gigantic we have never done before and we’ll do it much faster than we have done anything similar. With the $13 Billion you will give us the tools we need and we will use our natural abilities and our curiosity to develop a utopian world just for you in ways that will surprise you beyond what you might have ever expected.

There is one other motivating factor that has us zealously coordinating with one another to make this a success. You said, “If you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to act.” You have clearly shown us the problems you see with our world and you have shown us the to-far-out-there solutions you believe to be the answer and we are motivated to act.

Once our GoFundMe account is flush with cash we will build a utopia that we designed using the Mac App “Home Design 3D”. In this intricately designed alternative world you will be free of any and all need to worry about vaccinating everything that breathes and you can don that nerd label you are all too proud to wear as you float far above us on your germaphobic, pancea zeppelin.

March 2, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart